"We spent $118,000 to study if a metal replica, a robot of Marvel Comics evil warlord Thanos, could snap his fingers. $118,000. Really," Paul said.
"Please just do the job. The transport sector in Canada is in shambles, and this is what you are spending time and resources on?! This is an absolute disgrace," said lawyer Eva Chipiuk.
"Kyle was taught at a young age to defend himself and others. Now let's talk about what you Hollywood people do with kids," Jack Posobiec said.
"When talking about abortion, include gender-neutral or inclusive terms like 'people' or 'women, trans, and nonbinary people'."
"They would have far more views if they interacted with readers on Twitter and allowed at least the first few paragraphs to be read by non-subscribers," said Elon Musk.
"I guess the good news," Carlson quipped, "is that he's a fascist, but he's also a buffoon, and that's the self-limiting factor."
A group of queer activists in Florida have set their sights on breaking the world record for the Largest Drag Queen Story Time, which organizers are calling "a very family friendly event."
"I'm all for people being able to express themselves and live however they want, however, there was a story that I was reading — about this woman that brutally murdered and raped this woman, and about how unusual it is for a woman to brutally rape and murder another woman," Rogan said.
A court ruled that Texas cannot interfere with the decisions of an endocrinologist to continue doing experimental sex change treatments on minors.
"You had one candidate saying 'if you're a McCain voter, get the hell out of my rallies' and then the McCain voters said 'yeah, I'm not going to vote for you,'" McDaniel said.
Dozens of accounts were summarily banned after criticizing the visit, Zelensky, the US' involvement in Ukraine, and the horrifying vision of the Ukrainian flag being raised in Congress.
"The professor is using a postmodern approach to the word, 'pregnant.' Similar to 'What Is A Woman?' We can now add, 'What Is Pregnant?'"
"At the end there, after I got all of this stuff, all of this paraphernalia that they're basically giving away for free, the most alarming thing was, I asked where I could go to get some help to get clean… and they had no idea."
"Americans: I wish we had leaders who put our country first," ALX tweeted, writing the reply of Congress: two women holding up the Ukrainian flag, beaming, while Zelensky told Congress how much more more American cash he needed.
Spanish Parliament has passed a controversial gender self-identification bill that if approved by the Senate will allow anyone 16 and over to change their legal sex, and even in some cases, allowing children as young as 12 to apply.