"At a time of economic catastrophe in our country, when we are losing elections, I would have made a different choice if I were the chair," Dhillon said.
"I told my male roommate a thousand times I can see his penis and whole package through his panties. He walks around in bra and panties, not properly dressed."
All across the United States and Canada, gender surgeons are performing radical surgeries on minors who believe themselves to be transgender, and yet a surprising number of trans activists seem to be unaware this is happening.
Gender researchers are looking into ways that young trans-identified females could become live organ donors providing their unwanted reproductive organs to trans-identified males who fantasize about menstruating and give birth.
Protesters waving maple leaf flags and carrying signs that read "F*ck Trudeau" yelled "You f*cking tyrant!" and "Resign!" at the embattled Prime Minister.
The Halton District School Board shot to international fame for failing to prevent Kayla Lemieux, a biological male teacher who identifies as female, from wearing enormous fetish breasts in the classroom.
"Our hope is that Babylon Bee Live is just one small way for regular Americans to get together, hang out, and have some laughs with the people behind your favorite conservative boomer humor on the internet."
"Karine," Ateba called out. "Since you don't have any answer on the classified documents, you don't seem a good fit for this job."
The president of the World Professional Association for Transgender Health (WPATH) has admitted that social contagion is a factor in the dramatic increase in children and adolescents identifying as transgender.
"You will not get away with destroying Canada, Mr. Trudeau," one protestor yelled into a megaphone as he and other Liberal ministers pulled up in their motorcade.
"Hogwarts Legacy isn’t a game. It’s a character test. And a lot of people are about fail it."
“We teachers are hiding important information about kids’ mental health from their parents. That’s wrong. Parents have a right to know."
“Enough of Antifa, they are not the anti-fascists. They are the fascists."
A convicted sex offender in Scotland who is serving an eight-year prison sentence for raping a care worker has started identifying as a woman and wishes to go by the name of Claire.
Ghislaine Maxwell has claimed that authorities allowed her disgraced former boyfriend Jeffrey Epstein to kill himself and that the infamous photograph of Prince Andrew with Virginia Giuffre is a “fake."